King balls

When your balls turn inside out allowing you to fuck yourself and summon the allmighty god himself APYR

Yesterday my girl gave me king balls

by Pussy child March 15, 2019

King flapjacks

King flapjacks is a chill dude who makes tic toks and I said friends with chromie.

Becky:oh my god have you met kingflapjacks?
Anne:yeah he’s super cute but not as cute as chromie.
Becky:whatever

Becky:king flapjacks and chromie are just friends

by Peppa69hydroflaskskkskskloveya November 16, 2019

King Blumpkin

The master of Blumpkins
Receives the most Blumpkins
Has the best Blumpkin stories

Can use Blumpkin as a noun, verb, adjective

Christian is the king of blumpkintown
Rob is a Blumpkin protegee
Dom gives Blumpkins while fondeling himself
Everyone wants to be King Blumpkin

by millhouse 22 December 2, 2010

snack king

Wade S - also known as the snack wizard.

"Who is the snack king?"
"Wade S"

"I know Wade, he is the king of snacks"

by TFT_2016 May 17, 2016

King's Academy

An uptight private boarding school in the middle east.

Bro he's ballin' he went to King's Academy

by kingsstudent November 10, 2019

king cole

Mother fucker likes anal

See that King Cole over there... He tried to fuck me. Little did he know i had a but plug

by Lord Chanka Blesses u October 7, 2017

Mitchell King

Mitchell King has the best bestie in the world, but he’s such a rock.

Person 1: Omg there’s Mitchell King, I wish I had a best friend like his!!
Person 2: Yeah me too but he doesn’t deserve his best friend he’s such a rock!

by short bitch:) November 12, 2019