Lebanon Valley College

Fast forward 9 years...

students are constantly failing out of PT.
freshmen leave mid fall.
Juice bros makes more money than Metz.
Football team is still shit with more than half the school as players on the team. (123 if you're wondering)
The bridge is disinegrating (hoping it collapses while I'm walking across it).
The age of hockey players continues to increase.
UG is lit
Campus is still small but third floor humanities will leave you hospitalized.
Tuition increases spent on a PT building and our 23rd varsity sport: an e-sports team.

Mother (to relatives): "yeah, my son's a collegiate athlete at Lebanon Valley College!"
Relative: "oh really? What does he play, football, basketball?!"
Mother: "he's on the e-sports team!"
Relative: "dafaq.."

by Hkvsjdvsja May 4, 2018

Acalanes Valley

Acalanes Valley is a section in Lafayette CA that is known for car jacks and fireworks. Many shady looking kids hang out on the corners of the streets at night. Not a good place to park your car at night.

This isn’t like any other part of Lafayette
Acalanes Valley - the worst part of Lafayette

by oxycotinboss October 23, 2018

Conestoga Valley

Most people change, and they start following stupid people. People are so desperate in this school. They would stab you in the back to impress a thot. This school doesn’t have crap, but isn’t poor.

If you go to Conestoga Valley you are fake and a pain.

by Conestoga Valley January 15, 2019

Mead Valley

This town in Riverside, that should much rather be called “Weed Valley” is full of weed but peaceful all around. More than 80% of population is Mexican and very proud. Such a spacious, but small town after all. Literalmente everybody knows each other, where you create friends of a lifetime! Or meet snakes if you’re not lucky!! So see y’all at the next baile or party

Ayee foo you going to the baile on Saturday? Mead Valley is where it’s at, pura cosa verde.

by Hillbich July 1, 2019

Castro Valley

A super small town in the Bay Area. Where everyone knows everyone. There’s barely any thing to do there, we have one movie theater that only plays one movie. If anyone asks where’s Castro Valley we say it’s near Oakland and San Leandro. The people there are mostly druggies, and people who think their hard. Most people are petty, but some are friendly. It’s one of those towns you pass through and that’s about it.

I just drove through Castro Valley it looked like a ghost town.

by Earthangel222 October 9, 2019

Mohawk valley community college

Mohawk is a great campus and looks amazing except the dorms. The worst dorms u will ever live in it looks like a prison AC doesn’t work for shit it gets to hot to the point when it feels like u dipped ur ball sack into ranch dressing. This college is know as a drug campus there’s ether crack heads or people that rub there sandy pussy and complain all the time. If ur planning to go and take classes there go for it but if u want to live there I wouldn’t u will definitely shove a cabbage up ur ass and regret it.

“What college do u go to” oh I go to Mohawk valley community college” “what are u a crack head”

by Stormcrum September 30, 2020

genesee valley central schools

a shit school with shittier ppl and a lot of idiots, a bunch of innocent scumbags who think they’re cool.

Bro I go to Genesee Valley Central Schools and I think I look good in a mullet

by FlyingArthurTurtleMan September 6, 2021