Thanksmas

A non-religious holiday observed by friends, not family, who are unable to be together for either Thanksgiving or Christmas; unofficially observed the second Saturday following Thanksgiving but can be held anytime during the holiday season.

The Thanksmas celebration usually consists of a meal with said friends followed by a period of socialization.

Steve: Are we going bowling this Saturday?

Mike: Sorry man, Kate and Andy are having Thanksmas this Saturday, you're welcome to come along!

Steve: Is it Thanksmas already!? Sure!

by Aretelio November 25, 2009

thinking

what I don't do during class

I was "thinking" during class today.

by pink_lilywater6406 September 6, 2018

thank u, next

when u break up with ur boyfriend and move on being stronger than u've ever been

A: thank u, next

by crisitina January 1, 2021

Thanksgiving Baby

After stuffing yourself on Thanksgiving, you take a massive shit that's a big as a baby and feels like you're giving birth when you shit it out.

Oh man, I just had my Thanksgiving Baby and now I feel ready for some more pumpkin pie.

by darclyte March 21, 2010

Thankles

theighs that go all the way down

"Sam has thankles"

by everyone who has seen her "legs" April 24, 2004

Thank you for the flowers

Thank you for the compliment

Him: Your hair looks lovely.
Her: Thank you for the flowers.

by super nice guy July 11, 2010

thinking of you

what you text to the person who is the object of your masturbation fantasies as you are masturbating. Text usually sent first thing in the morning or last thing at night.

Hi Honey. "thinking of you " right now. wish you were here !

by broncula January 5, 2012