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blue balls

A painful condition when a man has been profoundly sexually stimulated but not allowed to ejaculate, leaving his balls feeling heavy and sore. It is my mission to relieve this unpleasant phenomenon.
His girlfriend had left him with blue balls, so I took pity on him and sucked him off until he came in my mouth. We both felt better after that.
by jezebel July 21, 2005
mugGet the blue ballsmug.

Blue Pill

A general name given to anyone not yet unplugged from the matrix.
"Nothing but blue pills" - When looking for Neo all he finds are people plugged in, not Neo who has been unplugged.
by ReFlex July 3, 2006
mugGet the Blue Pillmug.

blue stocking

is a old slang term for business women i.e. secretaries, journalists, creative thinkers. started in europe around 1400
a group of blue stockings gathered together with all persons, in mentaly stimulating conversation.
by yo mimi moma February 14, 2010
mugGet the blue stockingmug.

Friendly's Blues

When you eat at Friendly's and you get sick from it (diarrhea). Named so because Friendly's is a "happy name" and to be "Blue" is to be sad.
Person #1: I ate at Friendly's last night.

Person #2: Oh no! Did you get the Friendly's Blues?

Person #1: Ya...I was on the toilet all night, blasting shit out of my ass.

Person #2: I'm not going to eat there again.

Person #1: Good idea...
by Darknessoni69 February 13, 2009
mugGet the Friendly's Bluesmug.

blue bike

Variation (*Superlative) of Town Bike, meaning a chick who gets so much action, that she's been fucked till she's blue.
Dude, that chick's the Blue Bike, she fucks like it's her damn job.
by Fracture April 9, 2005
mugGet the blue bikemug.

blue bag

refers to the act of eating a girls ass. Assholes always taste like blue bag doritos.
Her pussy was sore, so I blue bagged her and we called it even
by John V Doo Doo February 20, 2009
mugGet the blue bagmug.

blue calls

A medical condition that happens after your booty call cancels last minute.
Dude I totally got a case of blue calls last night when Jessica cancelled on me.
by TraviSemajBers March 20, 2017
mugGet the blue callsmug.

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