Clapped tortoise

When someone is so clapped that they look worse than a tortoise

Abbie is a clapped tortoise

by Sandleradam20 June 15, 2021

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Bracial Torture

When you got braces and everything you eat is shit it hurts it’s too crunchy and you gotta swallow shit like a bird

My boy John was going through bracial torture while eating the crunchy chips ahoy cookies

by OddFernn October 8, 2021

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Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).

George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method

by M-Tip November 15, 2021

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torture; though not nearly as intense as conventional torture, yet still torture yet convoluted to the area of effect that spans the globe, so as to be oppressive or obsequious on a (nefariously) diluted level when accounted for it's comparison to land mass genuinely affected.

Alien: In regards to planet BIRTH, it seems planetary torture is existent because when we account all the Nation's oppressiveness and tortures against sentient beings, it is past the high threshold.

by hypermeta December 23, 2021

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Naughtis Tortoise

When someone says something you don't agree with or find a bit weird or controversial (e.g acting sus)
You would Use this set of words in the beginning of a sentence or just say them on their own after the phrase you dont agree with occurs.

Person1: Wait there a second i'm coming now
Person2: I'm 'coming' in your mom hahaha
Person3: Naughtis Tortoise, why you got to be acting sus like that

by OatmealUser January 3, 2022

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