Spider Flange

A vagina that has been out of use for so long that it has come alive. It grows eight legs, lots of hair and it also shoots webs.

No 1: I had a rough woman last night...

No 2: What happened?

No 1: I think she had a spider flange 'cause when i was trying to sleep i felt something wrapping around my leg...like a web.

No 2: Raging for you. I heard you got fruit gummed....

by potato pusher December 31, 2010

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spider nipples

Nipples that are so hairy, they look like spiders on ones chest.

also know as "Spider Nips"

Hey, quit lookin' at my spider nipples!

Don't laugh at my spider nipples please.

Look at the spider nips on that one.

by spidernips June 18, 2014

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burnt black spider

(noun)- Butthole. (Just take a close look at a butthole. it looks like a spider, and the skin around it is a little browner than the surrounding skin.)

"Kiss my burnt black spider."

"I took such a big shit, it hurt my burnt black spider."

by quaners August 2, 2009

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Spider

Name of a shittiest and dumpiest gay bar in Bratislava, Slovakia, Central Europe with bunch of old pervs staring at you all the time, the place has no air-conditiong and is just a dump!

Boy 1: Ever been to Spider?
(Si bol niekedy v Spideri?)
Boy 2: Fuck no!
(Ti jebe? Ne!)

by lukka January 11, 2005

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Spider web

The sequence of pulling out, and spitting in your hand, then blowing your load on the spit. Then tapping your partners shoulder, and flinging the gunk palm side up at her face and yelling, BLAA!

Dammit, i was just getting into a very mature relationship and the bastard spider webbed me.

by J-Rizzles October 18, 2008

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