Spaghettino il Assasino

A cursed pasta- powered assasin feared in all of Pastaroma village. Slurps enemies, leaves no sauce behind. Wielder of spaghetti that fights back. Final move : Mamma Mia Massacre

" Don't mess with him - That's Spaghettino il Assasino! "

by Lil Rock! June 23, 2025

spaghetti toilet

The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.

Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)

by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025

Spaghettijuice

a piece of shit who sits down, ate all my damn cheese ballse, killed my cat with cyanide, and claims he is my sons father.

"fuck that bitch ass spaghettijuice man"

by notfunneldude August 29, 2025

Spaghettinaming

When someone's writing is so bad their words start to string together like spaghetti.

Fiore: banned for sapapmaming
Newsboy: stop spaghettinaming L man blud!

by YoelJoel September 6, 2025

Spaghettinaming

verb

When someone’s writing is so messy, incoherent, or full of typos that their words string together like a plate of spaghetti. Often used online when someone’s spamming nonsense, typing without thinking or have an annoying typing quirk.

A: guys we gotta rush mid btu watch otuer siddeee!
B: bro quit spaghettinaming we can’t understand u

Fiore: banned for sapapmaming
Newsboy: stop spaghettinaming and start learning english properly.

Person 1: Our thesis statement is basically that economy good when bad and bad when good trust me i read it.
Person 2: stop spaghettinaming and actually write something useful

by YoelJoel September 6, 2025

spaghetti

new hit from le sserafim and jhope (bad bitch in between your teeth)

I serve looks like spaghetti
I serve looks like bon appétit

by jakrobssession October 27, 2025

Spaghetti Spunkanaise

The sexual act of a man cooking pasta then sprinkling smegma and masturbating over the pasta covering it in semen for someone to eat. Similar to the dish of spaghetti bolognaise except instead of sauce and cheese it uses semen and smegma.

For me and my wife’s 5 year anniversary I made her spaghetti spunkanaise

by Lowkey_fire November 16, 2025