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skeeter mosquiter 

An extremely fast and powerful mosquito, whom can only be defeated by a fire hose. A fire hose, as in a hose that shoots out deathly flames hotter than lava.
Yo! Theres a Skeeter mosquiter over there! Get the fire hose before it kills us all!

Bumble Skeet 

Commonly during intoxication, a physical condition of the female eyes that makes them appear cock-eyed and/or dis-oriented - usually polar in either direction. Similar condition also appears during vigorous doggystyle intercourse, while the female is nearing climax. Other acceptable applications of the term can be made in regards to ejaculation upon the face of a female.
Scenario: You see a close friend approaching you in haste at a bar. He says, "Brooke's gone bumble skeet and it's only 10:30pm! IT'S NICEEEEEEEEBorat Accent"
Bumble Skeet by mfh April 15, 2008

late-skeet 

1. When you're having sex with a girl and then you pretend to cum. Then once she goes to bed you skeet all over her. Hence, the late-skeet.

2. Chanelle, because she always shows up 3 times later than she says she will
1. Last night I late-skeeted on this your mom. She was confused when she woke up but when she realized what had happened she asked me to do it again.

2. "What time do you wanna study" - Chris
"I'll be up there in 2 hours, so like 6:00" - Chanelle
"Guaranteed she won't be here on time" - Mark
...10:00 Chanelle shows up
late-skeet by IceyTurtle May 18, 2008

sticky sheets 

a Scottish euphemism for a sexually active 13 year old
sticky sheets by Andrew McCleod March 10, 2009

Necesita Skeeta 

Someone who needs to bust a skeet, bad!
Yo necesita skeeta after peepin' that pole dancer... Damn!
Necesita Skeeta by smither614 April 28, 2009

beat skeet retreat

Hey you thinkin about datin Alisha?

Nah, I'll just beat skeet retreat"
beat skeet retreat by Beef Missile November 4, 2013