You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.
Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest
by Giggidy1973 August 23, 2011
Get the Unexpected Wet T-Shirt Contest mug.A masculine male who is funny in a sarcastic way. The yellow shirts detracts from the masculinity but results in that guy being an jackass. This male has a average yet satisfying penis and has a fascination with asians. Probly has a fauxhawk or any haircut that results in spiked hair. Warning.. he doesn't take showers and will smell.
"Hey theres that jackass yellow shirt guy talkin to an asian. I thought i could smell him. Whats up with his hair. Hes probly gonna make love to her with his average wang."
by Big Balla K December 24, 2009
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A girl who is always bummy; she always wears reunion tee shirts-- either current or from years ago. Usually with the tee shirt, she will wear bad-fitting jeans (even mom-jeans look better'n the ones this girl wears). Also, he hair is never done. She is usually ugly and has no charm whatsover. She just throws on anything to cover up-- never mind the fit or the size or the gender it's made for; she might be called an offie; she'll never be called a belle-laide or jolie-laide.
Marleigh: I don't dress too dressy, yet I don't dress too bummy. I'm right in the middle. My "bummy" is never as bummy as Reunion Tee Shirt Girl.
Sue: Yeah, you'd never catch me looking like the REUNION TEE SHIRT GIRL. My bummy-ness goes as far as jeans and a v-neck, fitted tee.
Marleigh: Yeah, shoot me if I ever get like Reunion Tee Shirt Girl
Sue: Yeah, you'd never catch me looking like the REUNION TEE SHIRT GIRL. My bummy-ness goes as far as jeans and a v-neck, fitted tee.
Marleigh: Yeah, shoot me if I ever get like Reunion Tee Shirt Girl
by CHEE CHEE LOVES THE NORTH October 22, 2008
Get the Reunion Tee Shirt Girl mug.1) n. Shirix (an anagram of 'irish' with an additional 'x') is the fictional Nobody character of DeviantART's NayruAsukei (created the dA club Org-Infinity along with WindnStorm, or Xelcan) inspired by the group Organization XIII from the Kingdom Hearts video game series. She controls white magic with an african blackwood wand, 17 inches, with a shamrock core. Originating from Halloween Town, she has been titled "The Charmed Witch", and number XVII in the group. She superiors alongside Xelcan.
2) v. Donning a large amount of black and white stripes in a dark and possibly witchy fashion, so as to resemble the character Shirix (see above.) or possibly one in a jail.
2) v. Donning a large amount of black and white stripes in a dark and possibly witchy fashion, so as to resemble the character Shirix (see above.) or possibly one in a jail.
1- "Did you hear that Shirix has a secret list of untaken elements for the club? I really should buddy up with her."
2- "I was designing a costume for myself until I realized I was Shirixing, and I doubt people would realize the proper reference."
2- "I was designing a costume for myself until I realized I was Shirixing, and I doubt people would realize the proper reference."
by ZombieIrish January 12, 2008
Get the Shirix mug.Similar to a pink sock. It is made when someone puts one hand in a girl's vagina, and the other in her anus. The person then grabs hold of the intestines, and gives a pink sock from the front and back. It can also be made when a girl is getting double penetrated. It is a pink shirt because there is more pink material than in just a pink sock.
Whoa d00d, i double-fisted that girl last night, and i gave her a pink shirt when i pulled my hands out too fast!
by kirbyyy February 19, 2008
Get the pink shirt mug.when you're taking a shit and when you go to wipe you mistakenly grab the tail of your shirt with the toilet paper. if you're using the cheap rough toilet paper you might notice the texture difference right away and avoid getting a shit shirt paper. however if you're using the soft fluffy tp it is quite difficult to distinguish the two and when you go to drop the tp in the toilet you will notice it was you shirt you used and not the tp.
guy 1: what happened to your shirt?
guy 2: i had to take it off bcuz it's a shit shirt now. can't go around wearin a shit shirt and smellin like shit u know...
guy 2: i had to take it off bcuz it's a shit shirt now. can't go around wearin a shit shirt and smellin like shit u know...
by AL-B in the 313 March 10, 2007
Get the shit shirt mug.T-Shirt time: When one takes there "freshest" t-shirt and applys to oneself before going out for a night of smoshing.
by j Breeazy October 18, 2010
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