September 12th

The funniest person in all of the universe was born on this very day, I hope you have the privilege to meet her one day.

“Did you just make an urban dictionary about your birthday September 12th?”
“No ur stupid who would do that😡”

by Genitalia6902 July 8, 2021

September 7

September 7th is national aggressively make out with your partner day.

Partner 1: it’s September 7, guess what that means…
Partner 2: oh I know exactly what it means.. get over here

*rough making out begins*

by Emma.rein September 7, 2021

September 14

Nation kiss your girlfriend day. On this day you have to kiss your girlfriend and don't use tongue.

"Oooh Tomorrow is September 14!"- Caiden

by MaciesHusband14 September 13, 2021

September 17th

You have to say yes to anything

September 17th:
Wanna go out with me
Yes

by GoatieOfTheYear12345 September 17, 2021

September 19

The last person you texted has to date you

Its September 19!
Oh my god my crush just texted me!
Reply and send him this screenshot asap!!!

by Deadgirlliving September 19, 2021

The Septemberists

A revolutionary group from the Highlands of Scotland ready to take on the world. Fighting for a decent education in a shit state school and aiming to take down the Quigleyarchy. You don't want to mess with The Septemberists

"Oh god, watch out, here come The Septemberists"

by stegosaurussss November 20, 2014

Stop Squirting September

The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.

Guy: Hey girl wanna fuck.
Girl: Sorry I cant, it's Stop Squirting September.

by bobharryguacamoel November 1, 2019