sand crane

a female who adorns themselves with all manners of tacky and ridiculous clothing, gawdy accessories, tacky jewelry, and various other forms of atrocious adornments. while they think they are quite stylish, everyone else thinks they make a 2 dollar whore look classy. they are a total fashion disaster. they are especially common in northern wisconsin.
you should have seen all the sand cranes at the bar last night.
by myronman January 07, 2011
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Sand slapper

A hand job but instead of lube they person uses sand and spit
My girl gave me a sand slapper on Daytona beach at night and I got a yeast infection but it was great
by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023
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Sand Rich Guy

Guy from Egypt, rich and will always have spare change in this pocket and is a Jew, and cant get laid with any amount of money there is.
by Bolel July 11, 2020
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Jordan Sand

Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.
Mohammed is on that Jordan sand again
by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019
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Nuke in the sand

A very big, very dangerous or concerning looming threat or danger. It doesn't have to be a large scale danger (like a war) or involve literal nukes, but could also be something that could involve severe emotional devastation or an unrecoverable argument between friends (Like mentioning a topic that could give someone a major panic/anxiety attack).
Person A: Why don't you talk about (game) in this chat?
Person B: Well, I am a fan of that game, but one of my friends has a really big anxiety trigger involving it, so I don't mention it out of respect.
Person A: Thank God you told me, that could've been a nuke in the sand.
by Grabacr February 23, 2024
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Mattias Sand

Boring man, dry like sand.
Likes alternative bitches
Stop being so boring! You're just like Mattias Sand
by KrAppyUrbanana November 28, 2022
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Sand spur

That middle eastern guy is such and jerk. Ya a real sand spur
by Luvs2spuge May 06, 2025
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