Suprime

Something epically awesome; a mixture between something that is supreme and prime

Today was suprime; I got drunk, got my nut, and made a hundred bucks

by XxAresXx February 26, 2011

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

jelly surprise

When someone lets out an air biscuit and unintentionally receives the oozy mud butt sensation in their under britches.

We were having a bake off and i baked a cookie sheet of air biscuits, busted ass and ended up with a jelly surprise.

by flatulence August 28, 2006

Fetal Surprise

When your giving somebody head, then you stop, punch them in the stomach and then puke on them

while mary was giving jeff head she gaged and gave him a fetal surprise

by Wicked Dyldo October 24, 2008

Crimson Sunrise

When a lady's top slides down enough so there is a slight nipple slip and you see the top of the areola.

Did you see the crimson sunrise when jenny's top slipped down?

by CleverShrek August 20, 2009

Pudding Surprise

When you are having sex with a girl in missionary position and unbenounced to her you are shitting in your cupped hand. Once she had reached climax she is slapped across the face with feces.

I gave my girl last night a pudding surprise, and now she won't talk to me.

by Blade707 February 23, 2011

monday morning surprise

The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.

guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.

by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009