Matt Special

A woman who is 10-30 lbs. overweight with extremely large breasts. A voluptuous woman with curves.

"Check that out bro, she's a total Matt Special"

"Did you see how big those were? That was for sure a Matt Special".

by bevo2284 August 14, 2011

velez special

Yelling insulting and demeaning remarks at a deaf girl while banging her from behind.

I pulled the Velez Special while humping that deaf girl. I yelled that her ass stank and that she was looser than her mother. She couldn't hear a thing.

by Choiback June 28, 2006

Matt Special

A parasitic maneuver in which a male glides his erect penis within the crevasses of a woman/man's ass, until he feels inclined to orgasm. The cherry on top of the occasion requires that the male splooge all over the victim's back.

My back is sticky and my ass crack is violated because I got a Matt Special last night.

by shamonajackson April 10, 2011

Saturday Night Special

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

McGarrett Special

Named in honor of a special uber geay McGarrett. In general, refers to the guy that absolutely repels women. He is not a man's man. He is not even a fag hag. Kinda resembles smegma. Is known to kill a party within mere moments. Just walk away. Also tends to look like a cartoon character.

He's pulling a McGarrett special! All the females are bolting. Uber geay!

by MikeHoncho08 May 5, 2009

edmark special

To attempt have sex with a guy or girl but only make it to first base

Me: Yo Kory you get with that girl last night?
Kory: Naw we only made out.
Me: So you hooked her up with the edmark special?
Kory: sadly....

by HSep December 11, 2008

Bunny Special

The name of a strong drink native to Clemson, South Carolina. It's a mix of Schlitz beer, Hennessy Cognac, Lemon and/or Lime juice, and a 40oz thats been known to knock a grown man out in 5 sips. It's basically like a liquid roofie...

"Damn that bunny special got me mad sloots and honey dips last night!"

by JDizzle16 December 30, 2008