Samons

v. samons samonsed.
When you correct a superior (ie. boss, teacher)who thinks that they are right, but they are totaly wrong.

They said the world was flat, but Christopher Coloumbus proved them wrong, boy did they get samonsed!

by Mr Erv April 1, 2009

simonne

A shower, preferably in a fraternity house with a member of the opposite sex.

I took a simonne today, and damn did I need it!

by Swift Kick to the Head November 10, 2004

Simonizing

Constantly making jokes that no one but you will ever understand.

In a sexual context might also mean 'slightly homosexual'.
For more accurate informations check 'Belgian Waffle' or 'Belgian Hipster'.

F 'Stop simonizing dude!'
S 'But I thought the BILL POSTERS joke was funny!!'
K 'NO ONE'S LAUGHING! HA!'

by theFlavs November 10, 2012

Simone

Simone is the most funniest girl you will probably ever meet!! she’s super sweet and will do anything for her friends, you thinks she’s a bitch at first but once you get to know her you love her. a gorgeous smile, long pretty brown hair and the best personality ever!!

Guy1: yo dude, i just met a girl she was so nice

Guy2: she must be a simone.

by unknown4305 December 8, 2019

sigmond

sigmond is the name of a sexy man beast. His chest hair is furocious like a lion. He's a sexy beast. all of the women want him, and so do you.

girl 1: OMG look at that sexy hunk!
girl 2: He must be a sigmond.

by big saggy sig October 13, 2015

Simone

Simone (given name), a feminine (or masculine, in Italian) given name of Hebrew origin
Simone (surname), an Italian surname
Simone may also refer to:

Simone (2002 film), a 2002 science fiction drama film
Simone (2013 film), a 2013 Brazilian drama
Simone (actress), the stage name of Lisa Celeste Stroud, daughter of Nina Simone
Simone (character), a fictional character in the ABC Family show The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira, a Brazilian singer and performer, better known by her mononym Simone
Simone Egeriis, a Danish singer, better known by her mononym Simone
Tropical Storm Simone (disambiguation), two tropical cyclones in the Eastern Pacific Ocean
1961's Tropical Storm Simone - a continuation of Atlantic Hurricane Hattie
1968's Tropical Storm Simone

Simone is a good word to use

by Kilm January 12, 2017

simoné

A girl who is Crazy AF!! but is still really sweet and she cares for her friends. Shes not afraid to through a punch and through them hands at any time. She's shy when u first meet her but get to know Simoné and shes the kindess Easiest to talk to and funniest girl you'll ever meet! Shes super pretty, Long beautiful legs and an adorable smile that will light up a room in a second. Pretty browngreen eyes and strait long dark brown hair . Proud of where she comes from and is very protective.

Boy 1 : Wth who is that girl ?

Boy 2: Ohh that is Simoné
Boy 1 : Well she knows how to through a punch
Boy 2: Yeah she does she isnt afraid

by tho_Simoné November 9, 2018