Shittycaca

When bowel movements lack in size and in strength of smell.

My gut was hurting all day . I though it was a big one , but when I went to the restroom it turned out to be a shittycaca.

by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007

shitty taco

the act of two women scissor together, usually lesbians, and one females shits into the other females vagina. The "taco" is referring to the vagina.

girl 1: Hey, you want to go have a shitty taco ?
girl 2: Sure, i would love to!

by Stallion2214 February 11, 2010

Shitty Panda

The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.

Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda.

by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010

shiftly

Occurring on every shift (of work) and similar to daily, weekly etc., as recently introduced by our engineer (see below).

"The checks must be carried out shiftly, not just daily".

by Carl05JW July 19, 2016

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

Shafty Maguire

Best fucking band ever

I listened to a Shafty Maguire song today. It owned.

by Exthuse February 13, 2005

shitty cookie

When you get a fortune cookie that gives you identical numbers for your lotto picks.

WTF! My lucky numbers are 5-15-25-30-25! What a shitty cookie!

by Hoof Hearted May 23, 2008