dirty rivers

the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion

Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.

by John_Utah December 29, 2015

night rider

The term used when married men secretly masturbate in their car at night.

"Hey did you get any action last night?"
"Nah. Came close, but the kids were awake when we got home. What about you, you got lucky?"
"No. Well I mean kind of. You know, Grace conked out right when we got home. So I snuck out to the car, rubbed one out."
"You a night rider?!"

by Teamo86 October 23, 2013

midnight rider

A midnight rider is a perfectly normal guy, who at the stroke of midnight becomes a flaming homosexual who rides a cock while making motorcycle sounds

I heard about that guy, every night he becomes the midnight rider

by master yoda August 27, 2014

dirt rider

scumbag, shitbag, dirty bitch or bastard, person with bad hygiene

Person: Lindz is such a scumbag.

Me: She's a dirt rider

by Paranormalgirl July 27, 2008

winona ryders wife

the wife of winona ryder is louis (@bugdrink on fm)
this is definitely legit

oh my gosh look! its winona ryders wife!

by ratalouis January 15, 2022

Pussy rider

A phrase in hebrew, mostly used by car fans on hebrew forums to describe someone who's a layer, suck-up, hated by evry one.

Gad is a Pussy rider

by ashtara May 14, 2006

rug rider

Derogatory term for a lesbian. See also rug muncherand carpet muncher.

Rosie O'Donnell is a loudmouthed, lipless, whiney rug rider.

by Dan Wang November 8, 2003