muffin rubbing

the act/movement of rubbing a muffin in a up and down motion on ones body

chocolate muffins are preferred

hey babe how do you feel about some muffin rubbing tonight

by slydog24 June 22, 2016

surface-rubbing

Surface rubbing can refer to:

1.) Copying somebody's music style; biting, but to a far larger extent - rather than replicating their style, like what happened to autotuning, the music sounds almost identical.

2.) Trying to replicate someone's way of life.

3.) Try to become a higher social status by replicating someone's behavior, thought to be edgy or cool.

Example for definition No. 1:

"Yo, bob! Did you see that? BigBoiDuck bit my rap style!"

"Nah, man! He just surface-rubbed you, his beat, voice, and even lyrics are nearly the same as yours."

"Shit, I need to sue him!"

Example for definition No. 2:

"Bro, I'm the only one in the universe who eats waffles upside-down."
"Not anymore. Penny Beanstock just surface-rubbed you, he eats waffles upside-down like you."
"Such a shovel."

Example for definition No. 3:

"That new guy at our carwash - Steffen Cockson - he's surface-rubbing me, don't you think?"
"Yeah, he used to be shy and now he's trying to be crazy like you! Totally surface-rubbing!"

by YoHomeBoiKiwi44 February 27, 2018

built-in back-rub reimbursement

AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.

I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???

by QuacksO August 28, 2017

Chub Rub No.2

When you shit in your hand and manually stimulate someone's (or your own) member

"Hey do you wanna get Taco Bell and come back to my place? I'll give you a Chub Rub No.2. "

by Tjmb553 May 19, 2023

Rishi Rub

Rishi Rub is the act of checking your pockets for change after being bank raped by the Tories.

Have you done your Rishi Rub ready for the pub?

by KBlack92 May 3, 2024

wet rub

when you shat in your friends dads pants leaving a nice skid mark for the homie.

i’m glad neil let me borrow his sweat pants but unfortunately I left a wet rub in them so he might have to throw them out.

by themanthewetrub May 9, 2020

Dumpster Rubbing Her Slot

Describes the female act of manual, clitoral stimulation, presumably to climax. Usually conducted unaided but can be enjoyed with the assistance of a trusted partner.

Check out this video of a hot chick "dumpster rubbing her slot all alone"!!!

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx September 18, 2022