Pud

Someone who has all the normal features of an average human with the exception of the speed at which the main computer processes data.

Did you see that pud walk into the rotating door the wrong way?

by Sewperman January 22, 2024

Bitch Pudding

An Iconic character from Robot Chicken (on the network Adult Swim).

Quotes:

“Blam! You all get a taste of the Bitch Pudding!”

"This tastes like moose dick! I gotta go home; some asshole tried to kill me, so that asshole is gonna get my boot up his asshole."

"What's up, fucknuts? Damn, I haven't seen this much white hair since Steve Martin sucked Leslie Nielsen's dick - allegedly."

"One more lie outta that shit-nozzle you call a mouth, and I'll leave a boot print in your front butt!"

"Maybe because he was emptying his bingo balls into your fat-ass wife's cigar cutter, you quibbling bowl of pickle dicks!"

Your mouth is worse than Bitch Pudding.

You dress like Bitch Pudding.

by JessimoRW January 30, 2024

pudding cherry

a dog trying pudding for the first time

Oh my god! Buster just popped his pudding cherry!

by that definer October 10, 2023

Pudding bowl

A woman that sleeps around a lot. Similar to the word cum dumpster.

"Did you hear the rumours about the new girl,,
"Yeah I heard she's a pudding bowl,,

by Chaotic crowlia November 2, 2023

Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): A humorous and slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

See also: Forbidden Custard – a similar term, often used interchangeably, but usually referring to the more fluid, runny variety of nasal phlegm.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

by TheJusticeBear November 14, 2023

pudding

Something that is off-putting is “pudding” or “pud” (puh-d) for short. Pudding is a Gen Z term. It can be used basically any time you don’t like something or someone. Kinda like the ick.

Girl, I’m sorry but that outfit is pudding.

He is so pud I can’t stand hanging out with him.

Ew that’s pudding af.

by serenat May 8, 2023

Forbidden pudding

Forbidden Pudding (noun): Slightly off-putting term for the thick, yellowish-green phlegm that emerges while coughing, sneezing or blowing the nose, during a severe cold or flu. This term highlights the gelatinous, pudding-like consistency of the phlegm, which, despite its name, is anything but edible.

"I was feeling a bit better this morning, but then I coughed up some chunky Forbidden Pudding."
"There's nothing like a bout of Forbidden Pudding to remind you you're still sick."

by TheJusticeBear November 21, 2023