Frosting the Pud

To ejaculate on top of one's own feces, typically straight after taking the shit.

When you're peeking under the stalls at work: "Better not be frosting (the) pud in there!"

"You best not be frosting the pud in there, you bitch."

by Brightside216 May 28, 2021

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Pudding Booty

Also knows as Jello Booty, Pudding Booty, or "puddin booty" describes a girl's butt, not usually muscular in nature, that can shake with minimal effort. Usually has dimples when grabbed, but useful tool for "twerking". Also see "Ham Sammich" and/or "Motor boating down south".

1. "Do you like Pudding booty?" "No they just don't look athletic, and they just jiggle too much."
2. "I'm gona ham sammich the shit out of that Puddin booty"
3. "that stripper is hot, but she has pudding booty, so I'm not a fan"
4. "Did you see the ass on that girl? She has epic Pudding booty...shit shakes for days!"

by Ninly January 30, 2015

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Pud

Someone who has all the normal features of an average human with the exception of the speed at which the main computer processes data.

Did you see that pud walk into the rotating door the wrong way?

by Sewperman January 22, 2024

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Prayer Pudding

The froth that appears on the corners of a priest's mouth while he's talking. Often caused by too much talking without drinking enough water. Sometimes, he will unknowingly spray it onto the parishioners.

Altar Boy 1: Eww did you see Father Jerry?
Altar Boy 2: Yeah, look at all of that Prayer Pudding around his mouth!
Altar Boy 1: I think I got some on my face!
Altar Boy 2: Me too! That's disgusting.

by jackbox281 September 28, 2021

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