Mr Pecks

Just got massive pecks.

Look at Mr Pecks over there, he has massive pecks

by DontReadThis December 6, 2019

Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 11, 2019

turtle peckin

when you’ve got a turd pokin out yer bung hole

man I’ve gotta shit so bad I’ve got a turtle peckin!

by olmanjoe May 10, 2020

Chinese Pecker Trap

The act of two men violently snoodling to the point foreskins become cohesive and cause the inability to pull apart.

Doctor: What do we have here?
Nurse: Well sir these young men seem to be caught in a Chinese Pecker Trap.

by Ryselin August 5, 2020

daniel peck

a boy that cheats on most girls cos he thinks hes sexy but now hes a good boy because he has a girlfriend

Daniel peck is epic
Daniel peck is not dumb

by johnjoey October 5, 2020

Fort Peck Struggle

When a man named Grump-Grump and another man try to figure out why his girlfriend said" he looked like he need a pip in his bum" and they are comfortable with each other enough to put fingers in each other's asses and they both shit on each other and wrestle in the shit and they hump so fast the anal cavity explodes and GrumpGrump accidentally pukes watching the struggle.

Let's do the fort peck struggle on old grump and see him struggle.
struggling with the pip in his bum and the Fort peck struggle was rez related.
The first struggle know was by grump and old Fort peck and they struggled

by Drinkee Crow November 22, 2020

Chicken Pecker

People that are not bright, aka helmets.

Ted is a chicken peckers.

by Chicken Pecker420 January 17, 2021