Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.
The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.
by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018
Get the Texas Chili Potmug. "Jesus H Corbett Christine! Give it a rest! It stinks like the Devil's coffee pot in here!" - Adrian Chiles, formerly of 'The One Show'
by JimiTheSaint September 16, 2010
Get the The Devil's Coffee Potmug. Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.
Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
by BootBanger November 17, 2011
Get the Flower Pot Squatmug. Coffee pot poachers: Alert
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
Definition: A person or persons who is engaged in a covert mission to roam the building in search of fresh coffee. Once fresh coffee is found they will kill the pot and disappear without a trace. No thought of making a new pot crosses their mind.
What to look for: These people are very hard to spot and blend in very well with the rest of the office personnel. You must be sneaky and spend copious amounts of time near the pot to even get a glimpse of their clandestine mission. They are crafty and should not be approached. They will adamantly defend their position that they “did not know the pot was empty!”
by Reelriver April 27, 2015
Get the coffee pot poachermug. When you play a tournament or arena and you need 50 shield and there is a guy who is trash at the game.
by li0ney February 25, 2021
Get the Free 50 potmug. A euphemism referring to one cutting one’s bowels loose with the most vile, most heinous and most explosive liquified, stinging shit imaginable. Turning that clean bowl brown like a piping hot bowl of chili on a cold winter day.
Where’s your father? He making a pot of chili. Better get the air freshener.
I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
I was pinching the whole way to the shitter before copped a squat and started making a pot of chili.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Making a Pot of Chilimug. a mixture of dealers and addicts all banded into one cult that decides to bring other people down with them . they make videos of each other while extremely high , wear red a lot which may or may not be significant and tend to flirt WAY out of their league . they are completely in denial about the fact that they are indeed , junkies . the conspiracy consists of -
4. pot heads
2. dealers
1. oblivious Italian
there is also one little prude who thinks she’s hot who possible knows all of the inner workings of the conspiracy .
in no way shape of form am i trying to imply that they are not kind , but its hard to distinguish character traits when you cant tell if the person is blazed or not .
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4. pot heads
2. dealers
1. oblivious Italian
there is also one little prude who thinks she’s hot who possible knows all of the inner workings of the conspiracy .
in no way shape of form am i trying to imply that they are not kind , but its hard to distinguish character traits when you cant tell if the person is blazed or not .
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... pot conspiracy .
by jane tothe doe March 20, 2009
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