pisswreck

A person who has had to much to drink, therefore becoming messy and unmanageable. Making a fool of ones self is also a trademark of a pisswreck

The guys had half a carton of beer and is an absolute pisswreck

by Denis T June 17, 2008

piss in your sink

this is the thing that would most offend a ghetto person that has been brought up with a ghetto mentallity.

man 1: hey guesse what i did a piss in your sink

man2: you little bitch

man1: and your girl lapped it up

man 2:*pulling out the shotty* bang

by hellopele June 25, 2009

Piss Brick

Used with malicious intent or as a hilarious practical joke, a piss brick is a frozen sheet of urine most often prepared in a shallow pan. The brick is then slid under the door of the victim's residence. In the most glorious of outcomes, the urine is absorbed by carpet and establishes its long-lasting odor.

"Should we call the police on your noisy neighbors?"

"No. We'll deliver a piss brick to send the message."

by PissBrickFan December 20, 2009

pissing blowjob

the act of getting a blowjob while you are pissing by a willing partner who keeps sucking your dick while you piss in her mouth. she may or may not swallow your piss while she is sucking your dick.

man, i got a (pissing blowjob) last night that made me want to marry the girl.
2. hey baby will you give me a good (pissing blowjob)?

by tvillesugadaddy December 18, 2010

Pissbaby

a bitch boy

"throwback to when I somehow managed to go to the bathroom in my dream and piss all over my bed while my girlfriend was sleeping next to me and we had just gotten the mattress and had no sheets on it and then I cleaned it up without waking her up and acted like nothing happened"

"what the fuck? you're such a pissbaby "

by lolsikebitcj July 23, 2020

lubed up meat piston

Noun. Term for penis. Usually used to imply an imposing girth.

You let Todd put that lubed up meat piston in you? Shit!

by Hrontajkpa December 18, 2009

Pissy Shitties

The Pissy Shitty, invented and patented in 1893 by M.M. O’Shaughnessy, is a bowl of popcorn that you pour Coca-Cola into. It is typically served in movie theaters across The United States in containers called “Piss Buckets”. Different states have different variations, with Texas using Dr. Pepper instead of the traditional Coca-Cola.

It is also served in some bars as an alcoholic variation (usually with dark liquor and Coca-Cola) called a “Friday Night Free And Easy”.

“Hey dad, can we get Pissy Shitties when we see Fast and Furious 69?”

“Yes, son.”

by Poopy Butty July 3, 2020