trailer park beauty pageant

contest or situation where the standards or measuring stick is very low.

sub par excellence.

Ex 1:
Bill: That chick you took home last night was pretty ugly.
Bob: Yeah but she could've won a trailer park beauty pageant.

Ex 2:
Son: I scored 4 Touchdowns today, Dad.
Father: Yeah but you ain't exactly playing a very good team, it's like winning a trailer park beauty pageant.

by Alan W. Chan January 9, 2009

Asbury Park

A city on the Jersey Shore that has been turned dangerous due to riots and other shit, it's going through a large-scale renovation to make it nice again. Very historic and cool to visit.

I went to the Stone Pony in Asbury Park to see a concert last Friday.

by Craig ARC May 2, 2006

Skateboard Park

A Skateboard park is a area of land devoted to the art and form of Skateboarding, Generally its concrete requires little of no upkeep and supplies a broad section of that city's kids and teens with a place to skate more or less safely.In general i have seen very few problems associated with these parks beyond the spiteful rumors of the Skate park bigots,I think every library area should have a skateboard park nearby,To my knowledge no kid who is dedicated to skateboarding has ever shot up his Math class...

" lets drop the kids off at the Skateboard park..and get some shopping done..I never worry about Kimberly getting hit by a car if she skates there.."

by DaynaS March 2, 2008

Oak Park

A city right outside of Chicago. If you hate parking tickets, avoid it like the plague.

Is there any damn street in Oak Park where I can park at without getting a freaking ticket?

by Not in Oak Park anymore March 30, 2007

106 & PARK

A music video countdown show aired on a weekly basis on BET. (Black Entertainment Television)Usually hosted by Boston natives AJ and Free. Viewers control the videos which are known for staying on the countdown 5 months at a time.(think a black version of MTV's show TRL!)On fridays they feature live freestyle battles by random contestants, but most write their rhymes!

Free: "Let's do a replay of today's videos that been on da countdown for 5 months, but you viewers at home keep on voting on like it's new!!!

by Quintell W (Cosmic) August 12, 2005

Severna Park

Small suburban town on the Severn River. South of Baltimore and a tad north of Maryland's capital Annapolis. It began as a just a trainstation stop on the Baltimore-Annapolis Railroad. Originally just a farm or two, the town really began in 1914 when Severn school was founded as a preparatory school for the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis. Much has changed since then. Severn School has become a private college preparatory school whose main attraction to many is simply the ability to tell people that they or his/her son/daughter attends/attended it. Though, of course, it is not all bad- the large majourity of the people are nice. But those who are not more than make up for the rest. The school is the reason for the stereotype that Severna Park is a snobbish town- many of its students are in fact commuters. Just down the street is the Severna Park High School- a more accurate sample of the average Parkie.

The present Severna Park features 11 majour residential communities, 3 majour roads, a coffee shop, 6 churches, a coffee shop, 5 gas stations, 5 schools, a coffee shop, a fine paved running trail from Annapolis to BWI, 3 banks, 2 liquor stores, and a coffee shop.

-Other Useful Facts-
Official Sport: Lacrosse
Most Popular Illegal Drug: Ectasy
Official Religion: Lacrosse
Most Common Musical Instrument: Guitar
Most Common Eyewear: Aviators

And one last bit of information that every Severna Park resident knows:

Spain:Mexico::Severna Park:Glen Bernie

Well pop my collar- looks like I'm spendin' the day in Severna Park!

by kwashia January 9, 2005

South Park

a fucking funny cartoon. if you dont like south park then you are gay,not metrosexual, just gay

South Park narrator: The following presentation is brought to you in spooky vision and will be accompanied by pictures of Barbara Streisand
voice: agghhhh!!!

by fuyu no kaze May 8, 2005