Te-Panda

a strangely intriguing object or creature you happen upon in somebody's garbage

Yo, this here TE-PANDA is quite a find!

by Waalaa July 29, 2008

the panda theory

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.

"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"

"..."

"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"

"where'd you get that from?!"

"the panda theory mah man..think about it"

by panda-man June 13, 2006

inverted panda

1) a fabled mind boggling sexual position 2) page 143 of the karma sutra.

fuck your rusty trombones and texas chili bowls, i have mastered the inverted panda.

by Dark_side December 7, 2005

sad panda

A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.

Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.

Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."

by one angry recipient August 26, 2005

Red Panda

A dong, plain and simple.

Guy 1: Why are you icing your crotch?

Guy 2: Cuz I fell and hurt my red panda.

by CostaRica7 February 24, 2012

trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017

bored panda

A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can

Cassie is such a bored panda

by Rompinthomspon May 27, 2018