Definitions by Rompinthomspon
Twat Twig
A female with an overly large clitoris. A lady boner.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
Also
A female still wearing a tampon when you start to have sex.
Last night, I panicked when SassieCassie took her clothes off. I was intimidated by the size of her flacid twat twig. Its almost the same size as mine.
Twat Twig by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
Cunt Crackers
The crunchie rusty treats you eat when going down on a female who doesn't clean themselves, especially during their periods.
Man, I hope Lucas knows to look before he books with Cassie tonight. She has a long record of 1st date plates serving Cunt Crackers, Twat Twigs and Snatch Ratch.
Cunt Crackers by Rompinthomspon November 3, 2021
bored panda
A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can
bored panda by Rompinthomspon May 27, 2018