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the panda theory 

the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.
"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"

"..."

"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"

"where'd you get that from?!"

"the panda theory mah man..think about it"

the panda theory by panda-man June 13, 2006

inverted panda 

1) a fabled mind boggling sexual position 2) page 143 of the karma sutra.
fuck your rusty trombones and texas chili bowls, i have mastered the inverted panda.
inverted panda by Dark_side December 7, 2005

sad panda 

A part of the phrase, "I'm a sad panda," to use as often as you can in every conversation ever to everyone you know.

Use it especially if you want your online buddies to talk about you behind your back and call you names like the following: geek, turd, jerk, pig, fool, dick, fuckwad.
Geekturdjerkpigfooldickfuckwad: "im a sad panda *insert lame panda-esque emoticon here*"
Someone Cool: "DIE, BITCH."
sad panda by one angry recipient August 26, 2005
A dong, plain and simple.
Guy 1: Why are you icing your crotch?

Guy 2: Cuz I fell and hurt my red panda.
Red Panda by CostaRica7 February 24, 2012

trash panda my junk 

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.
I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.
trash panda my junk by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017

bored panda 

A female who won't leave her current marriage because she doesn't want to be the one who looks bad but continues to cheat with any guy she can