A lil pud is a rare find, typically big built, always wrapped in supreme or off white and will have a story about everything and will be able to bs out of any situation thinkable, you will know if he’s a true pud if he calls his piece big dwayne/Pringle can/flaccid wii remote/first 12 inches of a lamppost/tree trunk or anything else that pops into his mind at that moment. Truth be told the sheer size and dimensions are something that would make a Pringle can look small, his penis will 100% be bigger than his legs and consequently he will have to roll and tuck it to fit into his xl supreme boxers
I’ve just met a lil pud in Lordy and jesus it’s true what they say, could see the bulge in his skinny black supreme jeans from across the room
by Lilpumper6969 September 21, 2020
Get the Lil pudmug. When Taylor went to the bathroom during her period, she found it was not just pee, but pud that was being ejected.
by Lord Militus July 13, 2022
Get the Pudmug. A type of sweet treat that is a great dessert for when you don't have any desserts.
Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.
2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.
3. Serve.
Recipe:
1/3 cup white sugar
3 tablespoons cornstarch
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 1/2 cups milk
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1. In a 2 quart saucepan, combine sugar, cornstarch, and salt. Slowly stir in milk. Bring to a boil, and cook, stirring constantly, over medium heat until mixture thickens. Cook for 2 to 3 minutes more. Stir in vanilla.
2. Pour hot pudding into dessert glasses or molds that have been rinsed in cold water. Chill until firm. Unmold if desired.
3. Serve.
My dog, QP, ate pudding yesterday.
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
Did you hear about the man across the street who was selling pudding yesterday?
by Baking Pangolin May 5, 2018
Get the Puddingmug. A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .
Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment
Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment
I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;
Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that
Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that
by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017
Get the Bread puddingmug. A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021
Get the Pedophile Pudding Cupmug. by Lada23 July 31, 2020
Get the Ball puddingmug. by baggerclams November 13, 2020
Get the French Puddingmug.