sad panda

An unhappy disapointed unfortunate person. Someone who's father turns them into the FBI because they could give 2 shits about them and want all their dope for themselves.

A person who tries too hard to fit in and is annoying to those amongst them.

They will drop out of school, have 10 kids by different fathers or mothers and die with no money, no love and no class.

Look at that dirty chick over there, what a sad panda.

by mippef December 24, 2008

[Panda Syndrome]

A guy that exclusively dates Asian women, and loves them so much that he would date a Panda bear, just to say he's dating an Asian.

Man, Matt totally has Panda Syndrome. He can't get enough of (enter asian name here), Damn!!

by Nadia A. December 15, 2008

Panda Bites

when someone has small boobs like an asian woman at adulthood... around A cup or small B cup. kind of like saying mosquito bites but a little bigger

Becky: omg Chantay you have Panda bites !
Chantay: thanks bitch ;)

by TheBestEvvvverrr February 6, 2012

Anal Panda

A human being of both Caucasian and African American heritage who is Bisexual or Homosexual.

1. My mixed causin is such an anal panda

2. Wow, that mulatto sure is an anal panda

by Rena-du November 30, 2009

chocolate panda

a sloptart who plays WoW all day in dirty guitar hero pajamas and a dirty white t-shirt. whom eats cereal, drops it from his mouth back into the bowl, and eats it again. he smokes an excessive amount of marijuana and is often seen with the cool crew. a large creature that inhabits east street east mansfield.

DUDE JOHN PARKER JUST TRIED TO ROB ME I'M AT MEMORIAL I'M GUNNA KILL HIM

calm down my chocolate panda

by brothersmangcharles February 27, 2012

Red Panda

Something that is not reaching the coolness level of its next readily available equivalent. Much as the Red Panda will never possibly be able to compete with the Giant Panda. For, as we all know, the Giant Panda is one of the world's most epic animals. Can also be used to describe anything lame.

"standard def TV is so Red Panda bro".

"tonight was gonna be awesome...but it went all red panda"
"not cool man, that was so red panda"

by NjBerserker March 8, 2010

Trash Panda

Bitches that are so drunk they eat pizza or any food right after they drop that shit on the ground.

That crazy ass trash panda ate that Five Points pizza like a goddam badass right off the ground.

by chinoalfonz October 25, 2018