Eskamo Job

The act of rubbing a penis with ones nose, with a goal of making the penis ejaculate.

Dude that girl gave me the best eskamo job of my life

by Coach Bailey July 9, 2011

Feaux-job

The oral sex you find on Cinemax at 3:00 in the morning. It looks real sometimes, but most of the time you can tell that it is physically impossible.

I was watching Skinemax with my girl last night. The girl went down, but her nose was up by his bellybutton. It was a total feaux-job.

by Flights29 November 17, 2010

job phishing

An internet phishing scam specifically targeted at job seekers. Fake jobs are posted on job boards where job seekers are only too interested to divulge personal information. This personal information is used for telemarketing, collecting personal passwords and in the most advanced schemes, identity theft.

The job posting on the internet seemed too good to be true and on further investigation, it turned out they were job phishing and I almost fell for it.

by zenofile April 21, 2009

prarie job

the act of licking around your partners butthole or giving them a rimjob while they are prarie doggin it into your mouth.

Man that bitch gave me a prarie job last night when I had to take a huge shit

by kroetter February 3, 2009

Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

otis job

Blow job on an elevator.

My girlfriend gave me an Otis job when we were stuck in the elevator.

by O.R. God January 22, 2014

Katamari Job

To lather yourself in elmer's glue and roll around sticking as many objects, organic or inorganic, to your naked body as possible. All while humming the theme song to Katamari Damaci.

Jim was scared me at first, but I soon joined in the fun of Katamari Jobs.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014