Numpty

A person of very low intelligence

"She is an absolute Numpty"

by Young Team September 18, 2006

numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numptee

a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look

dont look at me like a numptee

by Solja July 16, 2003

Number 4

When two friends defacate at the same time in a public restroom and hold hands under the stall.

James: Hey Steve is that you in the stall next to me?

Steve: Yeah man.

James: Are you taking a number 2?

Steve: You bet. Are you?

James: Yeah we should hold hands and take a number 4.

Steve: Omg Yeah!

by Wannnabe55 May 21, 2009

Number 7

When you are violently ill and uncontrollably vomit and have explosive diarrhea simultaneously. The victim is usually unprepared and in midstride for the bathroom when it occurs. Also known as burning the candle at both ends.

"Dude, I just caught my mom and dad going at it in the car! I almost number 7'ed right there!"

"Man, I was so sick, I took a number 7 and there wasn't any warning!"
"Dude, you don't choose when to number 7, number 7 chooses you."

"I don't wanna talk about it..."

by Tbonesteak4dinner August 19, 2011

nuMetal

"Metallization" of pop

Linkin Park

by Arijit "Nukehead" Das June 3, 2003

numb nuts

A beta player, an absolute novice

My manz is a numb nuts, he won't give me a drink

by Baddies_In_The_Club March 25, 2022