Bob Saget

a substitute for phrases like "Aw Shit" or "God Damnit".

Joe: "Dude, I just broke your toilet!"
Jed: " Bob Saget!!!"

by Mike Hawks-Bigg February 19, 2008

sponge bob

A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean.

Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.

Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.

WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)

by Remy's Bitch January 29, 2005

Jim Bob

Of or pertaining to exessive body fat directly above the waistline in men.

Dude its almost summer and your Jim Bob still looks like it's eating your pants!

by Pssssssh March 19, 2011

Violent Bob

An entity known by some as "Violence Incarnate." He is known for his extensive flower gardens... Violent flower gardens of course.

Violent Bob's violence is uncanny!

by Axemaster The Fierce June 03, 2003

Bob Vila

n. a hand job; aka "The Handyman," "A Vila"

I thought she was going to give me some astrodome but she only gave me a Bob Vila.

by Paul Bryant January 14, 2007

Bob Ice

a slang term for bo bice and fans of bo bice.

did you see bob ice perform last night? me either, i was watching twatlight.

by bella swine April 14, 2009

Big Bob

Big Bob is the name of Kelly Clarkson's Ass. (no joke)

One of her friends named her butt 'Big Bob' because it's just so damn big!!

-A Conversation over Kelly Clarkson-

Ashley(Lesbian): Omg....who is that over there??
Emma(Lesbian): Oh, thats Kelly Clarkson.Isn't she just Beautiful??
Ashley: I know that silly!I'm talking about her ass.Oh my gosh....It's...AMAZING!!
Emma: Yeah...Thats Big Bob.A friend of her gave her butt that name.
Ashley: For real?Her hot ass has a name??
Emma: Why don't you go and ask her since you don't believe me....
Ashley: Ok then.

*Ashley walks over to Kelly Clarkson*

Ashley: Excuse me, you're Kelly Clarkson right?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes I am.What can I do for you?
Ashley: Well....my friend told me that your butt had a name....Is it Big Bob?
Kelly Clarkson: Yes, it is.....You came over here to ask me about my butt?
Ashley: Yes....I'm sorry if that was wrong of me...I'll go now...
Kelly Clarkson: No girl, it's fine!....Just like you are...
Ashley: What?
Kelly Clarkson: Uhh...Nothing!See ya! *walks away fast*

*Ashley walks back to Emma*

Emma: So....Was I right?
Ashley: Yes you were....And I think Kelly Clarkson just hit on me...
Emma: WHAT??

*Kelly Clarkson peeks around the corner*

Ashley: Yeah...She said I looked fine.
Emma: *looks at Ashley*.....And you let her get away?!Go get that ass Ashley!!

*Ashley runs to find Kelly Clarkson*

by Kelly Clarkson's #1 Lesbian Fan April 22, 2008