act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

by Nick D February 17, 2005

At least I'm not Kanye West

This is a ""cop out" phrase you use if you've done something absolutely terrible. However, whatever you did probably isn't worse than the stupid sh*t Kanye does on a daily basis.

"You are a son of a bitch, you slapped a child, and stole a cop car while high on PCP"
"Yeah, well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"True"

"I can't believe you, You clubbed a baby seal, then drove over it in a Hummer H2"
"Well at least I'm not Kanye West"
"Sh*t you're right, next round is on me!" - Al Gore

by GitzMoney December 8, 2010

things that are not people

A jepoardy category waiting to happen.

A noun that is a place or thing.

by ~The Nameless One ~ September 6, 2005

absolutely not

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020

I am not gay

The gayest lie a person can say. You're hella gay, just admit it dude!

Person A :"Dude stop. I am not gay!"

Person B:"You literally just made out with that hot guy over there."

by alifoxy September 1, 2018

All that glitters is not gold

Someone can be smokin hot on the outside, but on the inside they are ugly as fuck! Steer clear of these bitches and bastards.

Whatch out for Pyryte Fools Gold}. All that glitters is not gold!

by FoxE RoxE January 14, 2018

absolutely not

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009