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martha-boner

something you get when you are excited about something that has to do with crafting and/or home gardening; also, something you get when you are surrounded by a larger-than-average amount of crafts and/or home gardening supplies
Wow, the Home & Garden section at this new Walmart is giving me a huge martha-boner.
by sneakypete08 May 19, 2008
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dental boner

Sexual arousal brought about by close proximity of tempting and seductive body parts of dentists and hygienists of opposite sex, combined with their intent focus on your face. This sometimes involves beautiful eyes, face, and low-cut scrubs showing some breasts or chest area as the dentist or hygienist leans over you and stares at you with focus.
I had a dental boner for all of forty five minutes it took the new Eastern European dental hygienist to clean my teeth.
by Sombrerio August 16, 2011
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beef boner

1. a butcher or meatcutter; a member of the Beef Boners union.

2. an erect penis.
1. My father is a proud beef boner.

2. My father has a proud beef boner.
by Joe Bone March 22, 2005
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boner wedgie

whenever you are wearing underwear and you get an erection so big that it pulls it tight and sucks your underwear into your ass crack causing a wedgie of mass proportions that can only be pulled out by reaching in deep.
i had to stop wearing underwear to the strip club's because everyday i went i got a boner wedgie and i soon developed some form of anal rash.
by poo_c_Juice February 20, 2008
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Boner batter

Eww..you got your boner batter all over my new dress!
by Figure.10 June 24, 2009
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illegal boner

A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.
I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal boner.
by MR BOYER March 12, 2009
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Rocket Boner

An intense and quickly raised boner that is often brought on by a pretty girl talking dirty. This is possible over any internet communication or any other type of communication that does not involve face to face contact. Rocket boners could lead to pre-ejaculation. Also used to refer to dog boners.
As Rachel spoke dirty into the Xbox Live mic, Zach got a rocket boner and Tony pre-ejaculated.
by heroicgroupofpeople July 2, 2011
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