wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022

Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).

“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”

by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 28, 2022

Mouse

A person, typically a female , who is shy and timid in the public but when you get them home they are sexually Wild and crazy in the bedroom.

The woman I met in the bar last night was a mouse.

by Great Imagination November 22, 2020

Sweaty Mouse

The grease getter

That boy is the sweaty mouse.

by Big Ocho February 11, 2025

Cheddar mouse

Someone who is like Jillian Flood

JILLIAN IS A CHEDDAR MOUSE

by jwdriscoll October 28, 2021

mouse meal

Having a little snack or meal all by yourself

I sat in the corner and had a little mouse meal earlier

by Scooter!1!1 October 6, 2022

flush the mouse

When one, in a fit of anxiety and unsure of the best next steps, makes a rash an ill-advised decision leading to a bad outcome. Originally conceived and made famous on the Tony Kornheiser Show.

I wasn't even sure what state Oakland was in, but I only had two more minutes to submit my bracket, so I picked Kentucky to win. Man, I really flushed the mouse on that one.

Tony: I didn't know what to do with this dead mouse. So, I thought, "I know! I'll flush the mouse."
Michael: Oh, no.

by xSD-305x March 27, 2024