Matzura

A fat ass douche bag who is often found in the boys bathroom giving blowjobs for 50 cents each

Yo man did you see that Matzura in the bathroom

by Awesome guy 4496 March 6, 2010

maternication

when a woman goes out on maternity leave but her co-workers don't' get it so think she was on a vacation.

Cross between maternity leave and vacation.

We really missed you around here while you were on maternication.

by Mouse's mom March 5, 2011

Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

materiality

The singer/songwriter Madonna's hit song "Material Girl" in the 1980's first used the term materiality in response to a reporters question about her hit song a decade prior. She described it in the interview: "...I feel materiality is part of who we are, the texture of our life. I just wouldn't be able to perform to my best without a real sense of it each time I appear on stage".

The materiality of our existence is one where lines, objects, and places have their own distinct awareness of themselves compared to the forms and feelings of adjacent spaces.

by Njorl April 19, 2016

Mathered

When you have messed something up.

You cheated on your girlfriend;you have only gone and mathered it!

by 2PairsO'Pants August 18, 2016

maternal crush

When man feels that the woman is like a mother to him regardless of how old she is.

"I might have a maternal crush on you."

by Chickenrubber June 4, 2016

Maternal Velocity

n.
The average speed of a baby traveling through the birth canal. Based on the time from the beginning of transitionall delivery to the baby being fully delivered. This comes out to 14 cm/hr on average for a woman with a 7 cm long birth canal.

See also: Mom Speed

Dude, all I heard was my mom screaming and the next thing I knew, I was at maternal velocity.

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016