Monkey's Ass 

The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.

Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.

Monkey's Ass by Danny SS August 30, 2005

monkey diving 

when lifeguards at the rec center have to continuously save black kids from drowning in the pool because they dont know how to swim

damn today i had to save 5 black kids today in the lazy river... monkey diving at its finest!

monkey diving by L-Beezy July 22, 2007

monkey juice 

GHB, high proof liquor, antifreeze, or any liquid that gets you crazy-ass drunk.

He done fucked up all night drinking monkey huice on his job!

monkey juice by Coz August 22, 2003

monkey fucked 

When you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you COMPLETELY loose that thought. You were just monkey fucked.

You are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullshit, and then a car out side EXPLODES:

Person 1: Yeah man, so I was on my way to...
Car: BOOOOOOM!!
Person 2: Holy shit! ...What were you saying?
Person 1:... I have no idea.
Person 2: You been monkey fucked, fool.

monkey fucked by Crouching Monkey Hidden Anus July 9, 2009

monkey bars 

Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.

Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?

Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.

monkey bars by jussagal October 28, 2008

monkey sex 

The joyful and tiresome act of sexual intercourse while hanging from the monkey bars.

Babe, my abs and arms are so sore from all of that monkey sex last night.

monkey sex by doowopTown July 27, 2009

Monkey Fist 

When a man defecates in his hand, then squeezes it so that the feces leaks out from between the fingers, and thrusts it into the vagina or ass of his partner.

Bill: Hey, John, have you met my new girlfriend?
John: I hate to tell you this, dude, but I used to totally monkey fist her.
Bill: That's disgusting. And kinky.

Monkey Fist by E. Barrett March 7, 2008