Strawberry mountain 

Your dumb as hell.

Strawberry mountain.

Strawberry mountain by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021

Fuck Mountain 

The promised land...

We've made it brethren. To our future, to our salvation, to Fuck Mountain.

Fuck Mountain by SnugisLurp July 22, 2021

Missouri Mountain Hammer 

A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.

“Did you hear what Greg did?

I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.

That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”

Missouri Mountain Hammer by Dudeman the Dingleberry God February 20, 2023

Meat Mountain 

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.

Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."

Meat Mountain by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023

Green mountain fudgesicle 

When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.

Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.

Green mountain fudgesicle by Gmp8927 September 19, 2023

broke dick mountain 

When someone's dick is unfuckable, as in bent or diseased. Particularly when surrounded by similar dicks.

Men sending me dick pics and it's broke dick mountain. I don't want to see that! I'm not your urologist!

broke dick mountain by Piratical December 18, 2016

king under the mountain 

Dáin II Ironfoot

After Thorin, Fili and Kili have died, Thorin's cousin Dáin II Ironfoot of the iron hills becomes king of Duran's folk, otherwise known as king under the mountain.

king under the mountain by justaman June 5, 2017