metrosexual

A homosexual guy who is either in denial of his sexuality, or refuses to have sex with other men.

Jane: That guy is metro.
Jack: There is no such thing as a metrosexual. He's gay in denial.

by Brian September 1, 2008

metrosexual

A man who, regardless of sexual orientation, deems fashion and appearance to be all important. Moreover, fashion can be sexual for such a man, the same way chocolate can be for some women.

Jerry is so metrosexual he stood up Paula rather than miss the big sale at Neimans.

by Some call me Newt July 6, 2004

metrosexual

A well dressed, hygenic straight man who is often mistaken for being gay. Isn't afraid to wear pants that fit or "gay" colored shirts. A metrosexual realizes that masculinity is not about being "tough". Metrosexuals are often popular with the ladies.

Joe: "I am insecure about my sexuality, and so I'm going to make fun of guys that aren't! DOWN WITH METROSEXUALS!"

by Chaos Llama April 21, 2005

Melrose

French word for "Red Apple"

Melrose Place = The Place of Red Apple

by SatoriLoneSeam December 10, 2013

metrosexual

Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I Can't Believe It's Not GAY

by John November 12, 2003

merola

Idiot

Merola is stupid

by Randommmmgirl January 15, 2017

Metrocard

An African-American in a position of power in a tech company. A high-tech token.

That Prestone J. Davis be one bad-ass Metrocard. He became division president through melanic manipulation and being below 7.5 IRE units (super black}

by Jean Shepehrd K2ORS February 11, 2009