Masturbation

The only thing that makes me feel alive.

Masturbation time!

by Hitmantheman February 1, 2024

disagreement masturbation

The act of listening and/or watching news media and opinions you disagree with to enjoy the fact that you disagree with it.

Sarah the atheist liberal enjoys listening to fundamentalist conservative Christian radio stations because she likes disagreement masturbation.

by qwartwater February 1, 2024

Masturbate

When you Stroke your Dick until you reach a orgasm and bust everywhere.

Micheal:yo bro don’t open my door Im masturbate In here.
Jayden: Okay bro do your thing don’t use all the lotion btw.

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

masturbate

something most people do, and- oh, i see you're doing it right now, horny bastard. I'll wait.

something most people do, but not a lot freely admit it. the act of sexual self-stimulation because you cant get any bitches. touch grass.

i just masturbated to this sexy definition

by Kennu Silvadhd November 27, 2023

masturbate

You do you

That's basically it

Someone:"Go f-ck yourself"
Masturbator:"I think you mane masturbate"

by that one there December 16, 2022

free range masturbation

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions

My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

by Justjamesar December 23, 2022

masturbation

when you beat the absolute living shit out of your meat package so fucking hard, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum" or "jizz", rapidly shoots out of your penis hole at 800 miles an hour.

it can also lead to your girlfriend becoming pregnant and having children if shooting out your hot sticky jizz while your erect, fat, thick, juicy cock is located inside of her vagina/pussy.

(alone (masturbating))
guy: omagash im boutta cum a large quan-titty of kids after this daily and excessive masturbation

(with partner)
guy: oh my gosh im gonna shoot my hot cum inside of your pussy!!!!!!!11111
girl: shoot it inside of me daddy uwu

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023