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Martin

The typical German man likes to pretend he is a “nazi”, he tends to trip over his own feet on a daily and some how land on a dick not too sure why.
Alfie : Ohh shit is that Martin tripping over some stairs

Fin: what a classic faggot
by Shaggatron April 14, 2023
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Walter Martin

Another name for Walmart. Walter Martin is a fake designer. When you buy nice clothes from wally world they are Walter Martin.
Some prick wearing Gucci: Yoooo those shoes are so fuckin ugly they're almost kinda fire. Where did you get them??

Me: These shoes? Oh. They're Walter Martin.
by tripopopo April 23, 2023
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Martin

Guy with anger issues who thinks he is the best in the world. A martin probably wrote that definition above mine
by martindisliker May 10, 2023
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Martin Kove

Mercy is for the weak!”
Woah is that Martin Kove! He must show no mercy!
by Rboy2 May 14, 2023
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Martin-Jayden

The sexiest guy in your group chat and someone who everyone wants to be like he’s smart caring funny and overall the greatest in the entire world he’s incredibly tall and muscular and he’s quiet and mysterious he’s also very underrated
Martin-jayden I’m so glad in your in my your the greatest
by J33yden November 21, 2023
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Martin

Martin is a very Mexican person. He can be very cool and calm at the same time. He often likes to play soccer and tends to be very good at it. He doesn't take no for an answer. He will stand up for himself and all his close friends when he needs to. A Martin is really soft on the outside but when he's had enough, he will really risk everything. Martin is very talkative in class or any serious matter but can be very studious when needed.
Wow, Martin is so cool.
by itsyaboyyy November 21, 2023
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George RR Martin

Demon from Mexican folklore, who prays on naughty children who do not finish their Quesadillas. Known to be especially attracted to the greasy qualities of mexican cooking. Announces presence through incessant tapping of your leg while watching you eat, often annoying you with constant questioning about food you should not and will not give him.
"Oh boy I really George RR Martin this time"

"Finish your food Pablo, or the fat man will finish it for you!"
by Past victim November 24, 2023
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