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Lapsing

Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.
I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.

I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.

I left her laying on the bed lapsing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
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Lapped

Using your tongue to suck up liquid.
Bro #1: Dude Jessica lapped me so hard last night
Bro #2: Dude! Jessica is so hot!
by Spoilednewyorkgirl April 25, 2019
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dutch laptop

When you fart with a laptop on your lap, thus trapping the aroma until the laptop is moved.
Dad: Hey son take a look at this website

Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?

Dad: Oh, sorry son, I had a dutch laptop going
by chiguy61 December 11, 2010
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Internet time lapse

The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.

Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
by AMorgz August 23, 2010
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lapd

the ghettoest of all police depts.
fuckin lapd sucks ass by being racist, pulling ppl over for dumbshit and not solving murders
by jackson j May 30, 2006
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lapes

Look at those lapes sitting in those rocking chairs.
by Anish Patel May 26, 2008
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laptop poop

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.
Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao
by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010
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