Short for when you have had your ass fucked so hard or you’ve pounded someone’s ass so relentlessly that the anus is prolapsing.
I can’t do anything today after last night. I’m lapsing.
I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.
I left her laying on the bed lapsing.
I need to get to the doctor. I’m lapsing.
I left her laying on the bed lapsing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 12, 2018
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Son: Sure, uh OMG what the hell is that smell?
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by chiguy61 December 11, 2010
Get the dutch laptop mug.The lapse of time that passes when on the internet, such as when using social networking sites, Facebook, YouTube or watching porn. The Internet time lapse coincides with the Suction Seat, when the user finds that what he/she thinks are minutes passing end up being hours passing.
Timothé was watching some intense German janitor fetish porn while his parents were out for the day, but he entered the Internet time lapse; his parents came home and found him sitting in a trance in front of his computer, staring at a German woman thrusting her mop up Adolf Hitler's ass.
Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
Aude - Dude, where are you? You were supposed to meet me at zPizza like 3 hours ago!!
Jacques - Oh shit, sorry Aude...I was on Facebook and entered the Internet time lapse.
Aude - Faggot.
by AMorgz August 23, 2010
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Screen name 1: really? me too lmao
by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010
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