Jockey

Jockey

A short, highly annoying pre-pubescent teen, with a high-pitched and/or squeaky voice. Jockeys are also commonly known to you stupid inoffensive insults like 'fag' or 'emo'. Usually refers a male between the age of 11 and 16 years. Is derived from a horse riding jockey who are commonly short and light weight to for-fill their roles.

Example

Short boy with annoyingly high pitched voice
(eg. Ryan Sheckler):- You guys are such fags

Anonymous:- leave us alone you f**king jockey.

Below is a quote taken from the epitome of jockey(ness)
"<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING ???????????????????????????????"

by Anonymous79696 April 26, 2008

Knob Jockey

Someone who rides a lotta dick.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

cock jockey

A term used by gay men to describe "the bottom" or receiver in a gay sex act.

"I went home with the hottest cock jockey last night."

by Dustin Mousley December 24, 2007

Weed-Jockey

Also WeeJay, WJ and Wee

The One with coolest mood in the party. She/He Roll (on a regular wild basis) the Joints for @ll the Gals and drive sensationally the mood of the party, caring for All the Pe@ple.

WJ can roll any other's weed -in a moment of inspiration- if required...

Usually carryin' Nice Music (too) in some media and/or device, to share It 'live'...

It can be several WJ's at the same Party as long as they are slighty synchronized to avoid Joint Flood an/or Soundtrack Chaos.

- That Weed-Jockey / WeeJay / WJ / Wee Rules
- That Weed-Jockey/ WeeJay Should take some lessons...
- Shoot That WeeJay /WJ / Wee (normally before passing the Joint to the WJ)

by cocolepsia June 8, 2009

Joker

A slang used while smoking marijuana. To joker, means to hit the pipe, bong, joint, anything that is being passed around, TWICE in your one turn. Sometimes it will be noticed and you may be called out on it. Other times, it will be noticed, and the same will be given for everyone else in the group. And sometimes, you can just get away with it, if it is your own weed.

Stoner 1: Did you just joker that?

Stoner 2: Umm...I can't recall.

Stoner 1: I think you jokered it...

Stoner 2 : *hits pipe* Now I might have...hahahhahahahahahaha

by JohnKyo August 24, 2010

italian lawn jockey handoff

the act of concealing a midget under your bed and then while having sex with your partner, you tag in the assistance of your midget wingman to help you fuck your girls brains out in a hot midget threesome

(midget talking to normal size friend)
Dude, I have wanted to fuck your girlfriend for awhile now, would it be to much to ask to do an italian lawn jockey handoff?

by sammythejuice October 24, 2011

cock jockey

one who rides the cock vigorously

the gay man said to Pee-Wee Herman, "Ride me you fuckin cock-jockey, ride me bitch"

by Dustin the Pimp September 4, 2003