riding the iron rooster

A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.

1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."

2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"

3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."

by brightnoah July 20, 2008

Iron Throne

When you rim a midget while he is sitting on your face

I met up with a midget I met on growler.com and put him in the Iron Throne.

by dragonarmyone October 12, 2012

ironman

Fairly strong weed that you steal from your middle aged father; usually really dank smelling.

"My dad has been building a wooden fish tank for the last week. I think his Ironman is too potent."

by "Pat the baker" January 10, 2009

ironic

adj: possesing irony

like when a clown dies

by reese millican March 31, 2004

Iron Mike

n.
Nickname for a loose cannon RA who spazzes at every minor infraction of the rules.

Iron Mike wrote us up for sexual harassment for using the word "testicle."

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

ironic penguin

Like gingerbread frenchman, but less offensive.

Go to hell you ironic penguin.

by eddie 44 July 20, 2008

Ironic Failure

When someone Fails at something they are amazingly good at or when someone dies in a ironic way but funny at the same time.

Guy 1: Did you know i pwn at gears with the chainsaw?
guy 2: Really lets play today. 3 hrs latr
Guy 2: Damn, i thought you said you were good
Guy 1: I never said that (Denial)

IRONIC FAILURE

by ThAtOneMexiCanDudE94 April 15, 2010