Helm's Deep

When a movie or TV show tries to build up tension for a big battle by reiterating how hopeless a cause it is, and how much everyone's definitely going to die, until the viewer wants to scream GET TO THE DAMN FIGHT ALREADY. Named after the Battle of Helm's Deep in The Two Towers from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
Extra points if it's a TV show that gives the audience blue balls by making them wait another week for the entire battle.

"Man, that Game of Thrones episode really built up the hopelessness of the battle to the point where I was annoyed, they totally Helm's Deeped us."

by brightestconstellation April 21, 2019

Helmine

Helmine is a blond on the inside (and sometimes on the outside too) she is calm but pretty sensitive. Helmine loves her friends and family.

I saw a movie with Helmine last night she cried but it was so fun.

by Monkey Angelow July 4, 2019

Helmet Gang

Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.

Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang

by FuckDickCheese August 28, 2019

Hellsword

When a man’s penis burns after premarital sex.

Hey Shaniqua do you have something? My sword feels like it’s in hell right now. Like a HellSword

by Jjackson1554 September 2, 2019

Helmet

yo moms booty

yo moms booty is lookin like a helmet

by fuckingyourmom101 September 9, 2019

Hells Angels

The Hells Angels are a motorcycle gang consisting of many members, usually riding on Harley Davidsons. They can be the nicest people you will ever meet, just don't mess with them, their property, or their family. If something happens to one of the members, the member's family will be cared for, taken care of, and protected for as long as they live. No matter what happens you cannot get out of this gang without paying your dues.

"Did you guys see those Motorcycles on I-95? I am almost completely positive they were the Hells Angels."

by colby&jake_r.daddys October 8, 2019

helmetitis

Someone who cant help thinking about the (bell-end) of a (penis).

Person 1 - "Omg i just cant stop thinking about touching the (tip)"

Person 2 replies- " You definately have (helmetitis)"

by RooBoy69 November 10, 2019