shit happens

my outlook on life

and now im typing random stuff to make up the 20 letters needed...never mind, shit happens

shit happens, usually to me, so you'll be alright

by emily laura June 24, 2005

two fries short of a happy meal

A little slow on the uptake. One who is almost smart but yet, not quite.
Crazy or stupid.
One who takes a great nation and deep sixes it into oblivion.

The current president George W. is two fries short of a happy meal! Seriously!!

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

hapa

It literally means half in Hawaiian. It was originally meant to describe someone who was part Hawaiian, part whatever. But the term hapa has come to mean half asian, half white to a lot of people.

She's hapa haole" (a common term in hawaii that means half white).

by riceflower January 15, 2004

the Happy Accidents

One of the sweetest Ska bands to ever walk the Earth. "the Happy Accidents" is spelled exactly as you see it. The "t" is lowercase, the "the" always there, and the music is always rockin'! They've released a "Midget Cd" entitled "Get Out of the Cart".

"Those guys from the Happy Accidents sure know how to make male nudity cool!"

by David "English" Mortimer August 17, 2006

artificial happiness

to be in a state of happiness through the consumption of drugs, whether it be alcohol, weed, ecstasy, etc. It is called artificial happiness because you rely on a substance to make you happy, thus making it artificial, since it doesn't come naturally.

retail therapy is another form of artificial happiness in which you rely on shopping to cheer you up.

1. Yo, I'm feeling so emo right now, I'm going to pop a pill to be in a state of artificial happiness!!!!

(Ecstasy causes artificial happiness because the chemicals alters the brain to change your mood and make you feel a sudden sense of euphoria.)

2. Dude...weed is the road to artificial happiness!

by cilla so ill March 19, 2007

flap happy

A person that loves having their face stuck up in a girl's meat curtains.

Duder 1: "So how was it with that asian girl last night?"

Duder 2: "Oh dude she had the stretchiest meat curtains I've ever seen. My face was all up in there for like an hour. I was so flap happy."

Duder 1: "You one sick mother, doggy."

by westfalia December 15, 2009

Mr. Happy

An erect, happy penis belonging to only one man in the whole world. Perfect partner for Mrs. Cosy, in which he fits snuggly and (as the name would suggest) cosily.

Ryan zeelie introduced Mr. Happy to mrs cosy and this great union resulted in great pleasure.

by hippykid July 20, 2011