guitared ass

to take his/her ass hairs, braid them, and use them like strings on a guitar.

"I guitared ass with Johnny last night and we made a new hit!"

by Hugh Mungi December 18, 2016

guitar orgy

When having 6 women start fucking eachother on top of a man while he watches. A guitar orgy will also attract many other women towards you. The man under the women mating will sing a song while the women will try to sing as well.

" Dude I just had a guitar orgy."

" Fucking cool man!"

by Kringeytv December 20, 2016

Guitarbage

When the guitar playing sucks.

That guy is playing nothing but guitarbage!

by djchronic December 31, 2016

guitar child

A guitar child is somebody who is retarded or acoustic in short it's a more polite way of saying autistic

Thomas is such a guitar child

by The Invisible man July 7, 2017

guitar pedals

The Best Thing To Spend Money On

"Man, I Don't Have Enough Guitar Pedals"

by radiohead2912 January 10, 2018

Guitarthritis

Joint pain and stiffness caused by jamming, shredding, or noodling on the guitar. This condition is exacerbated by playing because stiff finger joints are loosened by playing only to stiffen when not playing. The only relief is to keep playing. Air guitar playing does not cause this condition.

My guitarthritis is really acting up today .

by Nunzio11352 May 23, 2018

Geftard

Geftard has the coldest eyes you've ever seen, a smile reeking of wickedness in hope to lure teenage girls. He has long hair, a beard and wears clothes from the thrift shop. He has more acne than a teenage boy, his swelling head compliments his ego but not his intellect. Geftard is like a cobra seeking it's prey, he may fool the young and vulnerable but not the quick-witted, street wise who can see right throught him. A superiority satire matches his appearance, manipulates and plans to get his end with no lack of empathy and no sense of remorse. He may strive for a position of power but his ignorant authoritarian behaivour will fail in every attempt. Geftard is purposefully manipulative in a relationship and his umbrelling guardedness uncovers his true motives and draws criticism.

Geftard will lead you to believe he wants the best for you through his so called unwanted knowledge. Often, you learn

via regret, but a girl attempting a relationship with Geftard should listen to the wise especially where your psychological state is of concern.

by Auroras friend May 29, 2018