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goonby

I am neither a gooner nor a goonette. I am the one who's going to stop you... a Goonby!
by BIG RAGA February 26, 2026
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Goonbert

A person whom is intently analytical and judgmental of others in terms of their masturbation (gooning) habits.
After receiving information regarding the masturbation habits of the general male population, goonbert wrote a 55 page analytical novel summarizing the evolution of human masturbation.
by Joleary67 March 2, 2026
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Goonavation

The motivation and habits to create "goon" tendencies throughout someones life. Whether that would be through being a chud or skipping class, these actions are habitual through the person's goon lifestyle.
Nevinder has a lot of goonavation this past week!
by Reacherbj March 15, 2026
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Goon Coon

A ghetto girl that starts drama and only has sex with the opposite race. And invites drama for clout and content while having no content of their own. A homie hopping ratchet female.
Man, leave that girl alone! She a goon coon!
by Hashtag Fire May 7, 2025
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Goon

To masturbate (all 2 sexes)
Ex:
Matthew: I cant wait to go home and goon before i go to sleep!! (Male)
Ex:
Gooner:Hey Sally guess what i tried.

Sally: What?
Gooner: Gooning, its feels nice you should try!!
by Rockless Bolboa May 8, 2025
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Goonching

Goonching is where you violently rub your gooch until it burns and/or bleeds.
"Im going to go goonching at my grandpa's funeral later."

"Yo i goonched so hard last night my balls are making it chafe."
by GoonchMaster3000 May 8, 2025
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goon god

by ikk0 May 10, 2025
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