dude wtf?

Germans spawn all of the sickest most satanic ideologies of all that lead to the mass murder of hundreds of millions
what the fuck is up with them motherfuckers?

kill it,fuck it,stuff it in an animal casing and make a sausage out of it,
wtf?
by sick fucks February 17, 2005
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So cheap it's almost free.
This stock is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel.

Wow, this car is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel!

Yo mama is cheaper than a whore in a german flat-rate brothel...
by rickyboi January 02, 2016
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A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
by Bill Tetley June 19, 2011
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 24, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun: the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit in your mouth

"Deutscher Holzhacker"
"yeah Sally asked me to give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky"
by Worstgirlfailever March 23, 2024
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German woodchipper

Noun- the act of eating someones ass in a chomping motion whilst they shit
Last night Sally asked if I could give her a german woodchipper and I told her that was totally fucking freaky!
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German chicken

Da best ting u will ever tast in ur whole god dam life
Jack:Dats almost as yummy as German chicken

Billy : man dats sayin a lot cuz German chicken is pretty good man
by Fat bill November 30, 2017
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