emo glasses

Thick framed glasses worn by people who usually look depressed. Stolen from the 'geeky' look (Look up: Napoleon Dynamite) People who wear these glasses call themselves 'emo'.

Me: 'Hey, nice emo glasses.'
My friend: 'Who are you? You're all blurry. These aren't my perscription. I stole them from some dorky kid.'

by Chromosome 47 April 21, 2006

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

Glass Bitch

A fake female who is seen through, recognized for who she really is.

"Brooke talks behind my back and then thinks she can be my friend, glass bitch!"

by laadeedahh March 12, 2010

Loose Glass

When you loose your glasses or contact lenses down a girls pussy while you give her head.

I had loose glass and it fell right down into her hole.
I need therapy now because all i could see was double.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

Eat Glass

Get mad rebounds. Mostly used by 2K players.

Which basketball position should get the most rebounds?
Dennis Rodman , a power forward, could eat glass as good as anyone else.

Wilt Chamberlain, a center, has the most rebounds.

by JJ1010 April 8, 2018

glass bitch

An insult used for a huge bowl of fruit punch wearing crazy tights when he comes crashing through the wall in your living room.

You stupid idiot, yeah comin' through the wall is real fuckin' cool. USING THE FRONT DOOR IS COOL! Don't touch me, you drink. Do not touch me you giant beverage. You are sweating, or condensating. I will kick you in the tights, and you will go down. You're very top heavy. You glass bitch... You glass bastard. "Oh yeah!" OH NO. Naughty, naughty kool-aid.

by glitterlicious December 11, 2008

Glasgow

A city in Scotland. there's also minor cities in several US states

1: Where did 3 go?
2: Glasgow
1: Scotland?
2: {Sarcastically} No, Kentucky!

by MMoA May 15, 2012