real number

Only the chosen gamers can become a real number

U suck no way your a real number

by Chris M. April 05, 2004

SPONGEBOB REAL

SPONGEBOB REAL IS A GUY WHO THOUGHT HE WAS TYREEK HILL ✌🏾 AND TERRY MCLAURIN "MCLAURIN DANCE" -SPONGE

SPONGEBOB REAL WAS REALLY A GOOD DEEP WR WITH A QB AND DROPPED 387 AND 5TDS ON BETO DUMBASS HEAD

by BIG CUCK October 20, 2020

real madrid

cock-er-ney rhyming slang for "lid"

"i've got a secret but don't tell no one mate, alright, keep a real on it"

"two cups of tea to take away love, nice one, can you stick a couple of real madrid's on the top please love, don't wanna get tea all over me white van"

by uncle salty May 11, 2004

Real Gone

The sixteenth album by "self proclaimed junk-man," Tom Waits, released in 2004. With fifteen full length tracks, and a hidden one, it's a beautiful seventy minutes. The music on the album seems to be a cross between waitsian and mechanical. Metropolitan Glide is one of the odd ones here, it's quite grainy and loud. Dead and Lovely is a sad story of a girl dying because she lied about who she was. Another great is How's It Gonna End, about murder, lies and gossip. Waits is darker than ever, and still just as beautiful.

An excerpt from Real Gone's-
Don't Go Into That Barn

Black cellophane sky at midnite
Big blue moon with three gold rings
I called Champion to the window
And I pointed up above the trees
That's where I heard my name in a scream
Coming from the woods, out there
I let my dog run off the chain
I locked my door real good with a chair

by Frank Rider August 23, 2009

real talk

A phrase two "bros" use to go to a different room by themselves during a party without the necessity to prove they're not homos.

(Person A hosting a party)
Person A: I heard Fred was talking to your girl yesterday on the phone...

Person B: Real talk. let's go to your room..

by (^w^)b December 07, 2010

Get Real

When a humorous situation has the potential to become much more serious. Many funny things such as pranks can "Get Real" in a short matter of time. Let's say you are performing a prank where you lube up the floor for your roommate to slip and fall. You wait for you roommate to enter the room, they slip and break their nose, arm, and neck. hmmm.. this prank didn't turn out to be as funny as once expected now did it? Now you have to take them to the hospital, and clean up the slippery floor when you get back home.
Plus now there's legal stuufff, and all these rumors around the neighborhood about you being a total douche and all....
Geeeez.. should have read up on the Urban Dictionary definitions first!

Zachary- "Ha Ha! this nail in the road prank is absolutely hilarious to watch! And everyone here is accepting me socially because I put the nail in the road and cars are getting really close to running it over!"

Ryan- "Yes the prank is fun to watch for now, but when a car really does blow a tire this is going to Get Real."

by Kevin McDouche September 23, 2009

real music

Music that uses talent. When nobodys writing lyrics for someone else, no constant reputation, and real instruments are used.

"Real" music is usually somewhat sophisticated.

real music
REAL:

Rush
The Beatles

Metallica
Coldplay

NOT REAL:
Skrillex
2 Chainz
Swedish House Mafia
Justin Bieber

by Big Moo Cow June 13, 2013