puppy fart syndrome

Puppy fart syndrome is when a person is shocked or woken by their own fart.

I was enjoying a good meal with family and friends when I let out a small cough, but also let rip with a huge fart. This made me jump and quickly leave the room.

I was just drifting off to sleep when I let out a loud fart and woke up startled at the loud noise.

Puppy fart syndrome can happen to us all occasionally.

by Paul Daley May 10, 2008

Fire Fart

Any fart that burns your ass on it's way out. Usually happens after eating very spicy foods and usually smell extra horrible. NOTE - the Fire Fart does not require a lighter, matches, or any other ignition source. For lighting your farts on fire please see "gay fraternity stunt".

After eating all those hot chicken wings, I laid a fire fart that burned a hole in my car seat.

by Lazy Iguana December 24, 2008

Fart Eater

Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.

Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.

by Lifesapieceofpoop November 23, 2016

quack fart

When you cut a fart while taking a shower with water running through your ass crack and it makes the sound of a duck quack. Quack farts often smell worse than regular farts.

I let a quack fart slip while my girlfriend was in the shower with me and she bolted.

by madskills69 July 13, 2010

went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011

hot fart

An expulsion of gas from the anus, usually occurring after eating spicy foods, which creates a warm, and sometimes wet sensation in the anal area, and can momentarily simulate the feeling that you just shat your pants a tiny bit. Hot farts will often produce a lingering, foul odor.

“For a minute, I thought I had sharted, but then I realized that it was just a hot fart.”

by frootloops8 December 19, 2008

Veggie Fart

An extremely potent and lingering fart after eating vegetables such as broccoli, carrots, or cawliflower.

After that salad bar I had some major veggie farts.

by StephanieV December 29, 2005